Dude... TMI! - Funny & Embarrassing Stories With Too Much Information!Remember that time you heard too much information? DudeTMI.com is the perfect place to go when you hear funny and embarassing stories containing way too much info. You can also read stories from others that have been in the same position. While the stories found on the site come from people of all walks of life, everyone can share in the sentiment when you just can't help but think Dude... TMI! Share your story and see if it makes the cut under Today's TMIs! Today's TMIsMy friend says "Is there a male equivalent for the female kegal exercise?" My other friend, who happens to be a douchebag, says, "The penis isn't a muscle, it's an organ." The first friend responds, "Well hell I can make mine move." Dude... TMI! By wutdefook on 02/21/10 - Peers - US (AZ) My friend told me that as she was going down the escalator in the train station, she encountered a girl yelling at her girlfriend and asking her "Why the hell you took so long." The friend replied, "I was in the bathroom... fine... and I was changing my tampon!" My friend then screamed, "Dude... TMI!" By wild on 01/13/10 - Old People - US (NJ) My friend told me that he is over being back at school, saying that, "there is only so much video games, tv, and porn in the world." Dude... TMI! By beargrills on 01/06/10 - Peers - US (NY) A guy I work with was describing a disappointing hook-up he had the previous night. He said the girl wanted to mess around and he wasn't interested at all. I asked "Why wouldn't you want to?! Isn't she hot?" He goes, "Yeah, unless she's on her period, I want nothing to do with her." I said, "That's nasty! You like that?!" He goes "I LOVE going down on a girl when she's raggin'! I like to take her tampon out with my teeth!" DUDE!!!!! TMI! By Clapbaby on 12/11/09 - Co-workers - US (VA) While watching TV with my two roommates (A and B), A says, "So did I tell you about my recent excursion." I said, "Yeah, he finally got laid." A responded, "No, but I got to cum." B interjected, "Yeah well so did I last night but that doesn't mean anything." A asked, "Oh you had a girl over last night?" and B responded, "Nope" with a big smile on his face. That's where I dropped the first Dude... TMI!. Then A says proudly, "I got J-O'ed!" Dude... TMI! By ebbnflow on 11/18/09 - Peers - US (NY) Facebook friend who is about a million months pregnant status : "Can my day get any worse?! Flu AND a UTI!" Um, gross. Dude... TMI! By Urinary Tact on 11/03/09 - Peers - US (SC) this weekend i walked around the city with my boyfriend for a couple of hours getting lunch and seeing the sites. when we got home i asked him if he had a good time, he said, "yeah i had a good time, but i have wicked swass now." Dude...TMI! By sick of swass on 11/02/09 - Lovers - US (NY) While checking my Facebook feed this morning, I came across this status of an old friend whose wife recently had a baby girl: "nothing like a blow-out diaper to get you started in the morning." Seriously? Dude... TMI! By diapergriper on 10/30/09 - Kids - US (TN) While sitting in the library, I heard the girl at the table next to me tell everyone that she was looking for a one night stand this weekend...Dude...TMI! By shhh! on 10/29/09 - Peers - US (NJ) When I asked my friend what she was doing she explained that she was rearranging her bedroom because her and her neighbor had their beds up against a common wall. She moved her bed to the other side of the room to try to eliminate hearing the squeaking, moaning, pounding, and other noises that occurred on a nightly basis. Dude... TMI! By FastWillie on 10/28/09 - Lovers - US (PA) While talking in g-chat in class, my friend started talking about hooking our professor up with her grandmother. Apparently her grandmother wants to know if he has a cute ass. Also, he's 69. All of the above requires a solid Dude... TMI! By coverthatshitup on 10/27/09 - Old People - US (NJ) |
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